Bootleg Toy Review-O-Rama

Use the menu at right to navigate to all the different reviews here at the Island.

This is an archive of one of my early websites, The Island Of Bootleg Toys. Please enjoy these scathing reviews of knock-off products, but be aware that these reviews exist to inform and warn, not to promote.

No one should own these things - they're poorly made, probably filled with lead paint, prone to break, and filled with evil pus from demons.

Trust me on this.

Avoid Bootleg Toys at all costs. Go buy a real, licensed product. You'll be glad you did.

Now, I hate frames almost as much as you do, but after a couple of years of trying different naviagational styles, this seems to be the easiest to use. So, please, no hate mail about the frames.

Added in the Reasonably Clever era: I know better now, but I'm still not changing all these pages!


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