"Hi. I'm David Duchovny. Some time back I put a personal ad in the paper,
asking for women to send me naughty diaries of their Kinky adventures.

I love my job.

Anyway, last week I got something very odd in the mail."

"This.

Postmarked from the far future, somewhere in the 'Delta of Venus.'"

"But the cool stuff really starts when I
take this nutcracker to the statue's gentalia.

Don't ask how long it took me to figure this out."

"Turns out the statue is really some sort of Holograpic recorder.

Neat, eh?

Anyway, turns out this statue has a record of just the
sort of thing I was wanting to..uh....research.

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