Pimp My Mech: Contest Entry #30: The Pimplink

Faithfulness to Original Model
(50 Points)
(30 Points)
(20 Points)
Total Points
Comments from the Judges

Jenx: This entry totally understood the "Pimposity" concept.

Aiela: Awesome different minifig, ipod, drink dispenser - I love it!

Moominmuppet: Love it! Lost so much of the original, though.

Bec76: Kick-ass! This man's pimpin in style… near-total pimpaliciousness.

Chris: My personal favorite of the lot. So many of the entries focused on making the weapons bigger or improving the armor - but this Mech is pure PIMP.

Builder's name: Chris Jaynes

Check this out.
This is my new pimped out version of the Uplink mech.
The Pimplink.

First things first. Who ever heard of controlling a mech with LEVERS?!
What century is this anyway?
I've equipped the Uplink with a state of the art digital command console.

I've replaced the Uplink's ugly right hand cannon with a fully
equipped automatic beverage dispenser.
(Default Selections: Diet cola for the ladies. Mountain Dew for the chaps.)

I may occaisionally drop bombs on all the haters out there,
but I can't say I had much use for that lousy missle hand on the Uplink.
For when I need a little bump and grind with the ladies,
I added an iPod dock to the Pimplink's left hand,
and jacked in a 60GB iPod video.

Speaking of 'the ladies' here come my favorite moped-riding twin sisters, Gina and Tina.
(Gina is the naughty one, and Tina is the nice one.)
'Sup ladies?
What's that? You've brought me a surprise?

A pizza and a magnum of Crystal!
I guess it's time to get this party started and bust out the
truly tricked-out features of the Pimplink.

These stylish new cover plates descend to reveal
a pair of top-of-the-line 12" box speakers.

As it descends further, the Pimplink undercarriage exposes...

Complete with a pair of extendable seats, of course.
One for me, one for a lady friend!

Don't trip ladies! I know there are two of you.
You can take turns...
One of you can sit next to me, and the other can rub my shoulders!

Whoever said pimpin' ain't easy?

Pimpin' IS easy, when you've got Pimplink!

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