Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guided Tour

Please take a moment to enjoy the west wall's murals. The pirate fish urges you out to sea, the Beer Volcano pours its frothy delights onto the ground.

The walkway leads to the wooden docks - room enough for a couple of sturdy rowboats. (The big ships still have to dock out in the harbor.)

There's plenty of safety equipment on hand for those wanting to venture out into the blue - just because you're a bloodthirsty pirate doesn't mean you can't be safe!

The north wall of the church is only accessible by boat - let's row out now and take a quick look!

The final mural faces the shipping lanes - a giant rendition of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Logo. Through the windows on the sides of the mural you can make out both a tree and a Midget - both important figures for the Orthodox.

One last stop for us on the exterior portion of our tour - the roof!

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