Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guided Tour

After entering the giant double doors at the top of the grand staircase, you are presented with a very friendly sight - FREE BEER!

Barkeep Bill and Barmaid Betty are ready to hand you a foaming mug of ale - or perhaps you'd rather have a hot chocolate or espresso? They even know how to make a Pink Squirrel - but they're likely to punch you in the nose if you ask for one. It's hardly a Pirate Drink.

You can't really see it in the photo above, but just behind Betty is the doorway into the Church Offices and storage rooms.

Beverage in hand, you continue to the right. (To the left is the Wheelchair-accessible entrance - it's really not much to look at from this side.)

You pass the entrance to the Ladies' Restroom (Laddies is on the other side) on your left.

On your right is a lovely window overlook of the Shrine of the Lost Meatball. Take a moment and enjoy the flowers - but don't take too long - you need to find a seat before the sermon starts!

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