Playmobil Advent Calendar 2006- Day 23
Okay, color me confused one again. This is an Advent Calendar - and Santa shows up on the 23rd??? What the heck is going to be waiting for us tomorrow...the day Santa is supposed to arrive? Mrs. Claus? A Reindeer? A gift receipt from Target so we can take this lame-o Calendar back from where it came from?
Santa: Who SUMMONS THE SANTA?
Bert: Holy Crow! It worked!
Santa: You have called and I have arrived. Now, really, guys, don't you have any patience at all? I mean, I'm here..what...a day early? You couldn't wait until Christmas Eve like the rest of the planet?
Timmy: SANTA!!!! SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA!!!
Santa: Ah. You used a four year old's urgency.
Angel: And a lot of misdirected Animal Enthusiasm.
Santa: But....why? What's so important?
Angel: It's like this - Sarah here has to decide if she's going to be a force for good or for evil...
Birdies: Or neither!
Angel: ...or neither. And she has to decide soon. Before the Advent Calendar ends. But there's no hint as to how she's to decide - just a bunch of fur and feathers nattering at one another. Santa, we need your help.
Santa: You need help, all right. No doubt of that. Okay, so I'm guessing the "reasoned debate" avenue has been abandoned.
Sarah: I tried that! I did! They ignored me.
Santa: Hmmmm. But you have been listening to all these critters this month, right?
Sarah: Like I had a choice.
Bert: Santa, I sez, Santa we just came over here to get some grub! And that Kid killed ERNIE!
Santa: He did?
Ernie: I got better.
Bert: He still should be on the "naughty" list. That's all I'm sayin'.
Santa: I know, Bert. Innocent by-standers always suffer when religion comes into play. But fear not, Damien's name is pre-printed at the top of the naughty list.
Damien: I wouldn't have it any other way.
Timmy: SANTA Bring Tim Tim PRESENTS??
Santa: Tim, we're still a couple of days away from Christmas Morning. Besides, didn't you already get the sled I sent?
Ed: SANTA sent the sled? Phil! You lying sack of...
Phil: *whistles innocently*
Santa: But you give me an idea, Tim. I think I know how to provide Sarah with what she needs to make her choice.
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