Sicko Santa - Day 1
"The Placebo"
Sicko-Santa was a new concept to many of our taste-testers ("Elves") this year, and so Sicko Santa wanted to start the newbies off with something...less challenging.
Leftover from Halloween was this "Creep-Dish Pizza".
The box issues a challenge of "Triple Dog Dare Ya To Eat..." which seems to be a nice bridge between the Halloween season and the movie "A Christmas Story". Too bad the actual food is not worthy of even a "Dare", much less the penultimate "Triple Dog Dare".
So what food challenges do our tasters face?
"Eyeball Gum" - Just gumballs with "spooky eyes" printed on them.
"Gummi Worms" - I don't think these have been scary since 1984.
"Gummi Bats" - might have been scary, but they're yellow and orange, and thus obviously just fruit flavored.

Lets see the reactions of our Elves:
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Elf M: "These aren't bad at all. I'm saving an eyeball for later. " Elf I: "I thought these things were supposed to be challenging. Not impressed, here. " |
Elf L: "I love the gum! These bat things are pretty good, too." |
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Elf K: "Yar! " |
Elf A: "No problem!" |
Overall Elf Evaluation:
LAME!
Click to move on to the next challenge!
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