BIOGRAPHY
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VOTING HISTORY
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- Name: Mary-Kate Olsen
- Age: 14
- Marital Status: Single
- Occupation: Actress, Singer, Wunderkid
- Hometown: Wonderland
- Survivor Quote: "I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice."
- Luxury Item: Two-Liter of Coke
Mary-Kates's Biography:
Mary-Kate and her twin sister, Ashley, have been acting together since they were 6 months old. They also have a younger sister Lizzie and an older brother Trent who have appeared in the twins' highly acclaimed video series. The twins are so popular that they even have fan clubs. Ashley is the older twin by 2 minutes.
That's all nice, of course, but how did she get to be a Bootleg Survivor?
"Well, they pretty much kidnapped me," whines the TV star.
"I was just sitting at home and watching You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's School Dance when I felt a sting in the back of my neck. Next thing I new, everything got blurry and I passed out. When I came to, I was in a big crate marked "hamdingers." Through the air holes in the side of the crate, I could see that I was in an airplane."
With a troubled look on her face, the teen continues; "You can imagine my horror when they pushed me out of the back of the plane. Thankfully someone had attached a parachute to the crate and I landed more-or-less safely in the jungle."
When asked to estimate her survival chances, Mary-Kate was quick to express optimism. "Batman really likes me, so I think he'll protect me from the others. Plus, I'm just so popular! No one dislikes me!"
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