Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guided Tour


The walkway leads up to the front facade's grand staircase up to the main entrance of the church. We'll be entering here, but not just yet. Still lots of stuff to see outside!

Note the noodly architecture - you really get the feeling that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is looking down at you, inviting you inside. Late night services are lit up by the numerous hanging lights.

Following the walkway west, we come to a very special place - the Shrine of the Lost Meatball.

Perhaps you remember the hymn that was inspired by this Miracle -

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

If you wish, you can stop and rest on the park bench facing the tree - or maybe snack on one of the many meatballs that have ripened and fallen from the tree. The small decorative plaque has the lyrics to the hymn, should you be moved to song.

If you'd rather walk on, though, we can explore the docks. Just be sure to notice the wall carvings as we pass them!

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